One of the many good things achieved by Keith Parry, legendary manager of the Comox Valley Curling Club, has been to bring the average age of the membership down by several decades. I have to say there are times during the Friday Fun League nowadays when upstairs seems more like a creche than a serious beer and wine drinking establishment.
On the other hand, there are still lots of oldsters around – people like the CST Numbnuts, for example. All five of us (yes, five, because we have a permanent spare on standby due to the team’s chronic old age) are grandparents. And it goes without saying that our grandchildren are the cutest, smartest and most athletically gifted grandchildren on the planet. In other words, they’re just like everyone else’s.
Last night, after yet another loss to the Granite Counters (do I sound bitter?), the topic of Taekwondo came up. Not just the martial art itself (at which, of course, some of the aforementioned grandchildren excel), but the five tenets that are an integral part of this sport. These are, in case – like me – you didn’t know:
Courtesy, Integrity, Perseverance, Self Control and Indomitable Spirit
It occurred to me that it might be interesting to rate the Numbnuts on each category, and these are my findings:
Courtesy: To other teams, a solid 10/10. To each other, more like a 5/10. We do get a bit testy on occasion.
Integrity: In all honesty, another 10/10. To be fair, short of kicking the other team’s rocks out of the circle, I wouldn’t have a clue how to cheat at curling. Fiddle the scoreboard, maybe, although I still don’t really understand how that works.
Perseverance: Wow! Another 10/10! We’ve been in the Friday Fun League for three years (all nine sessions) and have never considered quitting.
Self Control: Ah. Depends how things are going. If they’re not going well I’ve been known to bring out the pouty face, not to mention the occasional double teapot. On the other hand Second Dave, our permanently on-call spare, is just about always on best behaviour and Darrel also usually maintains a stoic demeanour. Martin is very supportive, although sometimes he mutters stuff in Welsh. And Peter, as skip, will apologize for things that aren’t his fault at all (and then say something really dark under his breath). Let’s say 8/10.
Indomitable Spirit: I should start by saying that I suspect half our team have no idea what ‘indomitable’ means. However, even when we’re losing by double figures – as happened only the other week – we want to keep going right to the final end in the hope that something good might happen. (It did: the Hogg Rocks only beat us 10-4 in the end and were very gracious in the bar afterwards.) Um, another 8/10?
I must say we seem to score quite highly, although the more perceptive among you will have noticed that there is absolutely no mention of ‘skill at curling’ and the teams we have played will doubtless have their own view. That being said, we really enjoy our Friday Fun League experience, and we thank all the teams we’ve played for that. Thanks also, yet again to Keith Parry – and league co-ordinators Blake and Sarah Johnson – and for the fun and frolics we all had at the Gladspiel on Friday. Thanks also to the Church Street Taphouse for continuing to sponsor us. We didn’t quite manage to get our name on the trophy, but we did reach the final and, we hope, did the Taphouse proud.
Good curling!
Dave B.