It was a fine body of men that took to the links for the 23rd edition of the annual Red, White and Blue tournament at Glacier Greens today. I say ‘a fine body of men’, but they were greeted with an announcement from Other Dave that the first round net scores yesterday were “collectively the worst in the history of the tournament” – and that’s saying something. Half the field had scored 80 or worse – and we’re talking net scores here, remember – and not one person had managed a net par.
To be fair, everybody struggled from the blue tees on the front nine. Our guest player, Barry Ringsomething, as the pro shop announcer referred to him when he stepped onto the first tee, had the rest of his group wondering if he’d ever actually been on a proper golf course before as he hacked his way round the front nine, but then he got three birdies on the back nine and travelled back down island with most of our snips money in his pocket.
Most of the field managed to get back to the clubhouse without permanent damage to their psyche, but there was a great battle in the final group for golfing supremacy. Bruce Coulter played steadily and took 3rd place ahead of Other Dave while Dan Belcher fought all the way to the 18th green to finish with a net 69 and second place, but Brent Hart held his nerve with a brave shot over the water at the final hole to secure the win. (Bravehart, geddit?)
Many congratulations to Brent for his well-deserved victory, thanks to Bruce for taking care of the mystery of the snips, Gord for the photos and Proper Dave for collecting all the toonies to take care of the engraving costs. It was – as it always is – a fun weekend and I hope everyone will be back again next year to see how Brent manages to get rid of the Big Club.
Talking of which…here he is, together with his dodgy knee and one of the most sought after trophies in world golf:
Cheers to all!
Dave B.
Here are some random stats about the Red, White and Blue tournament:
First contested: 2001 (2001- 2015 54 holes). In 2016 Joe Dunham pointed out that we were too old to play two rounds in a day and it’s been 36 holes ever since: 18 off the white tees on the Saturday, the front 9 off the blues on the Sunday and the back nine from the reds).
Smallest field: 6 (2018 – if you’d seen the weather you’d know why)
Lowest handicap winner: Stan Mills (7 hcp) 2013
Highest handicap winner: Ed Hayes (36 hcp) 2017
Largest margin of victory: 13 shots (Phil Ball 2020)
Amount of fun had each year: Unlimited