Less than a week ago I posted a blog about me making four birdies in five holes, an achievement so off the charts for someone of my limited golfing skill that I’m sure my attempt to sound modest about it was a dismal failure.
So how do I go about describing today’s events? By the time we reach the fourth tee box my playing partners, Young B and Billy V, have probably already had enough of me. “Hey guys, I’ve hit every fairway and every green in regulation and I’m level par. Whee!” Ignoring the fact that they’re playing from the white tees and I’m playing off the greens and being used to me providing endless (unsolicited) running commentary, they go ahead and play their tee shots and then walk up another 25 yards to where I’m hitting from. A mere 106 yards to the flag, but a water hazard on the left and trees on the right. Let’s be sure I don’t go anywhere near the water…
Oops. I pull it slightly, but at least it clears the pond. (It should do – I’m playing an 8 iron – but you always add an extra club playing over water, right?) Lands on the green, takes a bit of a hop to the right and bingo! One more bounce and straight into the hole for an ace! As Billy V says whenever I hit a lucky shot: “You can’t teach that sh!t.”
I actually managed to keep things together for the rest of the round, ending with a 75, but of course it’s the hole in one that will be remembered. Oddly, tomorrow it will be three years to the day since I scored my last hole in one – I guess January must be my lucky month.
Also odd but true: my ace was not the best shot played by our group today. Back on the first hole Young B had pulled his approach shot into thick rough in the trees between the first green and the second tee box. He had absolutely nothing. Even hitting the green would have been little short of miraculous. Somehow, with an abbreviated back swing, he got the ball out of the rough and between the branches of the alder directly in front of him. It hit the steep slope guarding the green, bounced up and then rolled 30 feet or so in a graceful arc before nestling up against the flag stick and dropping into the cup. A true stroke of genius!
So yes, of course my hole in one was memorable – but there’s no doubt in my mind as to what was shot of the day, and it wasn’t mine.
All da best!
Dave B.